“Peper Steak Caravan Mix (Wub Machine Electro House Remix)”
So I took the OFF battle music and put it in the wub machine and this angel came out
(via offsounds)
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
(Source: shield-of-an-oaken-branch, via athenafire)
- How my dad deals with my mom not taking her depression meds: Honey, why don't you take your pills so we can go to bed?
- Mom: Nope.
- Dad: -sigh-
- Dad: TAKE YOUR PILLS, WOMAN.
- Mom: FINE!
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
(via angel-with-a-pie)
South Park is just saying what we all have always felt (and what Louis CK put perfectly in his stand-up). ‘Fag’ isn’t anti-homosexual unless the speaker intends it (context is everything), and if someone gives you shit for claiming ‘fag’ can’t mean more than one thing, remind them that by that logic ‘gay’ can only mean ‘happy’ and not ‘homosexual’.
I think lots of people are faggots, and they piss me off, but I fucking love homosexuals. Straight people can be such fags.
FUCKING THANK YOU
(Source: membersonlyguy, via angel-with-a-pie)
why are you yelling at Scallio— close enough, whatever.
your bag’s on the ground by your foot.
-rummages through backpack-
FittyFuckytastic
I’m a nerdyou’re the one who said it, not me.
… well it looks like the cool cat’s….
out of the Swag.
Haha, fun times.
Now give’em back.
(via hevdra)
everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar
you know the one i’m taking about
(via mamafricker)
