May 2013
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YO SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME OFF BLOGS TO FOLLOW I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE I’M GOING DOWN THIS RIDE THERE’S NO TURNING BACK NOW
May 25th
May 24th
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Lost Souls (Thneedville High fanfic, 1spooky)
onceuponaoncelut: as foretold in the prophecies this turned out sO LONG but pls read it anyway cos tbh i’m pretty excited about it and it’ll be worth it i promise thanks to tumblr user eriyu for recommending “nothingtown”; for full effect listen during section III Title: Lost Souls Rating/Warnings: NC-17/NSFW cos there’s some dick in here but i’m telling you now if you’re looking for something...
May 24th
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May 24th
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I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING DONE TO MYSELF MOM STOP TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME
May 24th
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jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
May 24th
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idonthavetodobooshee: mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige This is best post.
May 24th
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hamsterangst: when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
May 24th
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thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS
May 24th
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sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
May 24th
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“It doesn’t matter what people tell you. It doesn’t matter what they...”
– Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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Oh…
May 24th
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May 23rd
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I knew it [[MORE]] I knew you were gonna do this to him. When he told me you hadn’t talked about colleges with him yet only months before graduation I knew what you were waiting for. It was obvious to everyone but him what you were doing. We saw it from the start. He just ignored all the signs because he saw you as so perfect. Cheating on someone that many times isn’t a cry for more...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
May 23rd
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How my dad deals with my mom not taking her depression meds: Honey, why don't you take your pills so we can go to bed?
Mom: Nope.
Dad: -sigh-
Dad: TAKE YOUR PILLS, WOMAN.
Mom: FINE!
May 23rd
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callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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teenangstbitter: teenageswagger: teenangstbitter: why are you yelling at Scallio— close enough, whatever. your bag’s on the ground by your foot. -rummages through backpack- FittyFuckytastic I’m a nerd you’re the one who said it, not me.
May 23rd
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teenageswagger: teenangstbitter: … well it looks like the cool cat’s…. out of the Swag. #B), wow I can’t see shit.. Haha, fun times. Now give’em back. I don’t have my contacts in, I can’t study like this
May 23rd
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stealingcheese: everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar you know the one i’m taking about
May 23rd
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lakidaa: drparisa: people who like my OCs people who know who my OCs are
May 23rd
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seekingvakarian: this week on tumblr: yahoo buying tumblr “bitch I might be” POKEMON FUSION
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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hot damn is it just me or did Owl’s art improve by like a million
May 22nd
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owlapin: ineedathneed: Objection, Owl draws One-ler too hot
May 22nd
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sexualfavours: IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Sahara just rolled off her fucking bed omg
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Yo I may not be the fandom But I’d be lying if I said that Dave Strider wasn’t a sexy son of a bitch
May 22nd
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pumpkinlessidjit: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love “no” ANABIEL LOOK IT UP IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
May 22nd
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nippled: *throws flower petals at you* be my friend
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006  i wasnt even alive in 2006 why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
May 22nd
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person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no
May 22nd
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ponderism: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.  #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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loungezombie: i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
May 22nd
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hevdra: its amazing how so many people can compliment you and what you do but one small negative comment can completely ruin your spirit for years
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
May 22nd
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sadhag: you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
May 22nd
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