May 2013
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YO
SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME OFF BLOGS TO FOLLOW I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
I’M GOING DOWN THIS RIDE THERE’S NO TURNING BACK NOW
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Lost Souls (Thneedville High fanfic, 1spooky)
onceuponaoncelut:
as foretold in the prophecies
this turned out sO LONG but pls read it anyway cos tbh i’m pretty excited about it and it’ll be worth it i promise
thanks to tumblr user eriyu for recommending “nothingtown”; for full effect listen during section III
Title: Lost Souls
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/NSFW cos there’s some dick in here but i’m telling you now if you’re looking for something...
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I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING DONE TO MYSELF MOM STOP TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME
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jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
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idonthavetodobooshee:
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
This is best post.
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hamsterangst:
when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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sansaofhousestark:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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“It doesn’t matter what people tell you. It doesn’t matter what they...”
– Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic
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Oh…
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I knew it
[[MORE]]
I knew you were gonna do this to him. When he told me you hadn’t talked about colleges with him yet only months before graduation I knew what you were waiting for. It was obvious to everyone but him what you were doing. We saw it from the start. He just ignored all the signs because he saw you as so perfect. Cheating on someone that many times isn’t a cry for more...
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Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
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How my dad deals with my mom not taking her depression meds: Honey, why don't you take your pills so we can go to bed?
Mom: Nope.
Dad: -sigh-
Dad: TAKE YOUR PILLS, WOMAN.
Mom: FINE!
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callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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teenangstbitter:
teenageswagger:
teenangstbitter:
why are you yelling at Scallio— close enough, whatever.
your bag’s on the ground by your foot.
-rummages through backpack-
FittyFuckytastic I’m a nerd
you’re the one who said it, not me.
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teenageswagger:
teenangstbitter:
… well it looks like the cool cat’s….
out of the Swag.
#B), wow I can’t see shit..
Haha, fun times. Now give’em back.
I don’t have my contacts in, I can’t study like this
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stealingcheese:
everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar you know the one i’m taking about
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lakidaa:
drparisa:
people who like my OCs
people who know who my OCs are
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seekingvakarian:
this week on tumblr:
yahoo buying tumblr
“bitch I might be”
POKEMON FUSION
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hot damn is it just me or did Owl’s art improve by like a million
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owlapin:
ineedathneed:
Objection, Owl draws One-ler too hot
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sexualfavours:
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
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Sahara just rolled off her fucking bed omg
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Yo
I may not be the fandom
But I’d be lying if I said that Dave Strider wasn’t a sexy son of a bitch
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pumpkinlessidjit:
jadedgalvanizer:
timelordsatan:
ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
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nippled:
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
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basedona10000caloriediet:
kinzilauren:
maarkhoppus:
caucasianandwhite:
maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no
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ponderism:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
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loungezombie:
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
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hevdra:
its amazing how so many people can compliment you and what you do but
one small negative comment can completely ruin your spirit for years
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foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
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sadhag:
you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving
you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
