May 2013
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I knew it
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I knew you were gonna do this to him. When he told me you hadn’t talked about colleges with him yet only months before graduation I knew what you were waiting for. It was obvious to everyone but him what you were doing. We saw it from the start. He just ignored all the signs because he saw you as so perfect. Cheating on someone that many times isn’t a cry for more...
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Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
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How my dad deals with my mom not taking her depression meds: Honey, why don't you take your pills so we can go to bed?
Mom: Nope.
Dad: -sigh-
Dad: TAKE YOUR PILLS, WOMAN.
Mom: FINE!
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callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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teenangstbitter:
teenageswagger:
teenangstbitter:
why are you yelling at Scallio— close enough, whatever.
your bag’s on the ground by your foot.
-rummages through backpack-
FittyFuckytastic I’m a nerd
you’re the one who said it, not me.
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teenageswagger:
teenangstbitter:
… well it looks like the cool cat’s….
out of the Swag.
#B), wow I can’t see shit..
Haha, fun times. Now give’em back.
I don’t have my contacts in, I can’t study like this
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stealingcheese:
everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar you know the one i’m taking about
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lakidaa:
drparisa:
people who like my OCs
people who know who my OCs are
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seekingvakarian:
this week on tumblr:
yahoo buying tumblr
“bitch I might be”
POKEMON FUSION
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hot damn is it just me or did Owl’s art improve by like a million
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owlapin:
ineedathneed:
Objection, Owl draws One-ler too hot
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sexualfavours:
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
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Sahara just rolled off her fucking bed omg
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Yo
I may not be the fandom
But I’d be lying if I said that Dave Strider wasn’t a sexy son of a bitch
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pumpkinlessidjit:
jadedgalvanizer:
timelordsatan:
ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
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nippled:
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
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basedona10000caloriediet:
kinzilauren:
maarkhoppus:
caucasianandwhite:
maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no
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ponderism:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
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loungezombie:
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
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hevdra:
its amazing how so many people can compliment you and what you do but
one small negative comment can completely ruin your spirit for years
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foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
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sadhag:
you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving
you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
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reyairia:
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
jakeoraptor:
whileyoureinschoolidothisallday:
hey does anyone know if there’s still gonna be a onceler/askblog meetup or panel at Animinneapolis this year?
there is a panel i believe a friend of mine (and I??)) are running and I will be there as rocky or someone i’m not too sure yet.
Awesome! Just wanted to make sure it was still worth going! Thanks!
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
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hey does anyone know if there’s still gonna be a onceler/askblog meetup or panel at Animinneapolis this year?
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gorilllas:
GROWING UP IS REALIZING:
YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY YES!!
YOU DON’T HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE THINGS IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM!!
AND YOU CERTAINLY DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT!!
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No but for real what’s with the sudden surge of electroshock torture on TV lately?
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castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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FUCK ANNA HOW DO YOU MISS YOUR FIRST ONLINE CLASS MEETING?????????
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superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
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IF YOU ARE IN MOORE OKLAHOMA AND YOU ARE SAFE, OR IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP THE SEARCH, PLEASE GO TO SAFEANDWELL.ORG TO LET YOUR FAMILIES KNOW/VOLUNTEER
PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND
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Please Lord let those children be okay
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oh ps the perfect house with affordable house payment was sold today
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Summer semester, take 1
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PERFECT HOUSE
AFFORDABLE HOUSE PAYMENT
HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
