Did anyone watch the Voice tonight?
First of all, you know I have to say it: What the HELL was Christina’s problem? 99 Problems is derogatory to women? Um, sweetie, why don’t you look in the mirror before you start pointin’ fingers? In the majority of your videos, you wear hardly any clothes, your moaning, and you’re shakin’ your ass at the camera. Best example? I’m Not Myself Tonight. Aka glorified porn. Now you’re gonna get all huffy over a song that says bitch, which he didn’t even say? And by the way, GIRLS SING IT TOO. Seriously, I don’t know anyone who doesn’t sing to 99 Problems when it’s on, girl or boy. It’s a freakin’ classic. Get over yourself, Princess.
Continuing with The Voice: Chris Mann. I’m probably gonna get a shit ton of hate for this, and I could quite possibly be being an oversensitive disabled girl, but I don’t really give a fuck. His performance was the cheesiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Seriously, did The Voice suddenly become the Miss America pageant? Don’t get me wrong, he sang beautifully as always. But for real? “BRING IN THE DEAF TEENAGERS IN CHURCH ROBES WHILE I SING A CLICHE SONG THAT FITS WELL WITH THEM. OH LOOK HOW SWEET THEY ARE. I’M SINGING WITH THESE SWEET ANGELS. VOTE FOR ME, I’M THE GUY WHO SINGS WITH CUTE DEAF KIDS.” I mean, that totally ruined my whole perception of him. Does he have any previous affiliation with the deaf community? Like a deaf family member? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Anybody? If so, then I apologize and retract all above statements. That would be cool then. But if not, then that was just a gimmick and I’m very, very, very disappointed. I mean, you gotta know you’re being pretentious when Joel Olsteen is cheering you on.
Definitely think it’s between Tony and Juliet!
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